Was the Dildo Necessary?

Apparently, Joe Francis was recently robbed:

Paris Hilton was questioned by the LAPD during the investigation into the home-invasion robbery of Girls Gone Wild producer Joe Francis (in which he was tied up, had his pants pulled down, was taunted by a dildo, and forced to admit on tape that he enjoyed gay sex) and in the audio tape admits she's not very bright

I care very little about Paris in this situation. I just want to be taunted with a dildo.