Lets do this one point by point

1. At a glance, I see our beloved Britney. Same Legs, same ish bad fashion.

2. More like brits also because apparently since splitting up with Josh Hotnett she has taken up smoking like woah.

3. I saw the Black Dahlia (a double feature with Borat, at which I felt embarassed to be American) and she wasn't too bad in it. That movie freaked me out. Especially when I was biking home afterward. Every sound made me jump. I felt like a rape victim from Law and Order SVU (yikes???)