Jumping out of the Books and into the World

I thrive on new ExPeRiEnCeS, don't you?

9.28.2006

Totally my favorite part of the Episode

But didn't he just try to kill himself?

Or I guess it was those pesky cat scratches again. Or wait, no, he was just having an allergic reaction. I'm sure his publicists planted this info.

Cutest Wave Ever

Where are they now?


YBF reader La Tonya spotted Eva P. modeling some clothes for Metrostyle online catalog.

Sad. Why is she all greeezed up? What's with that shirt? At least she's elongating her neck.

UGH

Stop wearing trash bags people. Justjared.com said, and I quote, "Yummy mummy Gwen Stefani looked positively radiant in show-stopping dress as she left the five-star luxury Claridges Hotel last night in London with hubby Gavin Rossdale. Not sure how I feel about the shape of the dress but Gwen still is glowing!" Is he serious?

Is that Trina or a White Girl?

She's on the new Trick Daddy Chamillionaire video set. Is that really her with a lap dog? I'm not sure if I'm feeling it.

Minnie's Mini


It could just be the angle, but...

Damn Cassie

If only it was just Me and You.

Alanis WHaaa???!??

Alanis Morissettee is going to be on Nip/Tuck for 3 episodes.

Alanis will play “Poppy,” an athletic and perky woman who is into health and fitness and the love interest of Roma Maffia’s character, “Dr. Liz Cruz.”

The Other Boelyn Movie


On the Set. Eric Bana is also in this movie. The tracksuit seems key.

Woah Vicky

9.27.2006

Just like Madonna and her weird hair, which turned out to be a wig



I didn't care about the picture of Cindy Crawford's little girl until misstlc.blogspot.com put it together with these pictures. Like its pretty funny. I like the Jlo one and the cindy one the best.

Beyonce leaves her weave at home

You know who this is

Well if you don't click here to find out. I'll sing a little something to you to help you remember. doop she-doop doopdooop.Everywhere you are everywhere you ldkfj lkj theres a part theres a part someone to hold onto.
oops sorry, I couldn't get a permalink.

I want to watch ANTM RIGHT

NOW !!!!!!
I can't get enough of Tyra

Tara should reduce her ass

JK, but maybe tighten it up a little.

OK SO FOR REALLLLLL

I was just blogging my way through the night. and I came upon this random website I've never looked at before called The Corsair. So its just this random blog with some celeb stuff and some other stuff. BUT SERIOUSLY I WAS FREAKING OUT WHEN I SAW THIS PICTURE WITH THIS CAPTION
It's a hipster, Pirandello-ish Play: Two Characters Profoundly in Need of a Robust Multivitamin. (image via thecobrasnake)

omgeee what????!?!WE?this to check it out in the flesh.

ANND this is like one of the websites that Perez checks I guess. Like think of him looking at this picture of Meryl and Elise.

What if you were at this photoshoot?

The cigar just puts it over into uch land.

Someone said Emmy Rossum is now the hottest Jew in Hollywood

But I think Natalie won her title back with this nip slip in her Closer movie. I guess you can barely see it here, but it's definetely there. So much for not ever doing a nude scene. Maybe she didn't say that. I need to write these things down.

Her and Jessica Biel are Mysteries to me


I mean London Bridges is pretty good, but its not like she leads a very interesting life. Well I guess she used to do meth, but so did Stephanie Tanner. So I just don't get it. I think her and Nelly Frutado's music sound exactly alike. Oh and Justin Timberlakes.

FINE

I was going to post this a while ago, but then things got fucked up and I didn't. but I decided to go for it because I just love the comparison of Selma on the shirt and in person. And it really doesn't look like she is protecting her skin. It looks more like she had a late night of drinking and smoking.

Ginger is doing pretty well for herself

Clearly she can't upstage Posh and her BIG PANTS. But I mean she's hot. I think her evening shorts are from Forever 21.

Oh and, and this gay club Exit, Spice Up your Life came on, and there was a riot in a club. The good kinda Riot where gay men synchronize on stage with poles.

See now There is a title

SistAHS without MISTAHS would've been better, but whatever. This sticks in your head. It makes you want to read. It also makes you wonder what is in Jessica's simpson's huge bag? Is this her baggage from nick? Is that why it didn't work out with John Mayer. And damb Ashlee is hot when she is not making ridiculous faces and sticking her tounge out all over the place. If she keeps making funny faces, her face with freeze that way. She needs to learn from her older sister.

God hit her with an Ugly Stick

Michelle Williams was at the Heineken Red Star Soul Event. It's pretty funny that Heineken is sponsoring a soul event. The title is only because she's religious, but I know see how forced it is.

The Concrete Loop website needs to shut it


They called Kelis and Nas the 2nd favorite hip hop couple. Look at Kelis' mohawk. Hello, first!

Whatever, pics of Nicole Getting skinnier

I know I know, been there done that, but I just like the second to last one. It's like really skinny, but it was even from a while ago when her book was coming out.

Yet another reason to hate Hilary

And her wrinkly face. Step off Lindsay's style. If Lindsays gold, and Mischa is like silver or bronze, then you are like Claire's earrings that a dog swallowed by mistake and then pooped out and you found cleaned with disinfectant and put back in your ears.

Whose pout is better?


Nelly+bangs or Courtney+boobs?

Francis Bean better work on her mother's style if she really wants to be a designer.

Jessica Biel to be on Dancing with the Stars on ICE

You'd think so. But no she is actually wearing this as a dress, not an ice-skating costume. What a whore. I don't understand all of the hype around this mannish bad actor.

What's the only reason someone would want Allysa Millano's Autograph?


If they were a lesbian/horny army person and got to see her tit.

9.26.2006

Best Seller

Book covers are funnn

I think I've seen those glasses on every hipster I know

Just get a new look. Mischa did. You can too. Futurize yourself like JT.

Even My Pussy smells like Chanel



Here's Trina's new Perfume ad. Diamond princess is the name.

Somebody just gave a dirty sanchez

And looks good.

Guess who else is 25?!?!

Dip it low, Chirtina! But don't burn yourself.

I dunno Mischa, I dunno

Woah, who told her she can wear this? I mean it looks amazing, but usually she's all paisly-d out and flowing and shizz. She looks GOOOOD.

Does the Gap really have this much money?

Or has Audrey Hepburn just gotten a less expensive?

Samuel L

He's in the new Movie with Hayden Christenson called Jumper. He must be like the black futurist prophet like that guy in the Matrix. Lawrence Fishbourne?

Rihanna still looks good without makeup

Not quite so Bratz-esque, but still hot. She's more SOULFUL.

Silly Aaron Carter

Is his backup dancer wearing polyesther fur?

What are they doing now?



Nothing! Well I guess a lil something. They are both semi-finalists in COMPLEX magazine, whatever that is. Too bad Tyra lies. All the contestants on ANTM just suck.

Sienna is the White Tyra in redards to fake hair.

BRUSH those extensions in a little better. GOSH

I don't know why my computer is sucking and not showing a lot of the IMAGES.....