For The Hills watchers

who are probably only 11 year old 'rexic girls (who I don't think read this), doesn't Heidi look beat? Not to mention LC, but LC ALWAYS does. Heidi used to look cute until these extensions. Now, in the eternal words of Pink and Kristian, she's just another DUMB BLONDE.

I guess we can allow her a few bad choices because of her heartbreak

But this was probably taken before the break up. Hmm.

Who is this camera man?

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Hot tub girl

This is also for the lillers. Two Ls?

This one's for the Lillers.

If she comments, I will know she loves me. If not, she DOESN'T! What a bitch.

Watch Them Explain Away Terrible Tween Fashion

Sheesh I hope this Works.

I wish this could be my background

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Perhaps someday in the very near future. Oh technology!

Hello to you too

Ash is just a hottie with a boddie and a booty. Here's their Interview http://youtube.com/watch?v=0cGkIHSp86o

Let's see if this WORKS!

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For all of you who love BP

Doesn't he look older here than now? When were army berets ever a fashion? I bet if Angelina saw this she'd spank him for supporting the military? And then make him take her dildo up the ass....wow, that was uncalled for.

Lets do this one point by point

1. At a glance, I see our beloved Britney. Same Legs, same ish bad fashion.

2. More like brits also because apparently since splitting up with Josh Hotnett she has taken up smoking like woah.

3. I saw the Black Dahlia (a double feature with Borat, at which I felt embarassed to be American) and she wasn't too bad in it. That movie freaked me out. Especially when I was biking home afterward. Every sound made me jump. I felt like a rape victim from Law and Order SVU (yikes???)

Where did Oprah and her Teddy, Steddy go for Ts-giving?

Hawaii. Good Choice. Oprah is great also. I've been watching it every night for some reason. Failed Suicides, Moms with Secrets, and mom around the world. Just a few of her Gems.

I know you're not supposed to make fun of special people....

I care less about Brit's Badge

And more about how is this gas being pumped into the car. Did she pull up on the wrong side of the pump? Should she be driving? Where is her baby (paris, not SP or JJ)?

Hmm...small

Ivana Fuck you is kinda nice. But why I really posted this is because it reminds me of Melrose's Trump celebrity couple picture and that reminds me that ANTM is on tonight and I really want to see it now. But I must be patient.