Jumping out of the Books and into the World: December 2006

Lindsay Spit out food or something.

As If I care. She's hot. No matter how crazy.

I wish Mollygood's dog won the Gawker Cutest Blogger Pet Contest

Wow, sad and long title, but cute ish picture. Oh thighswideshut.org. Thank you. So much better than Cuteoverload.com

Wah Wah WAAAAAH

Looks like a snake to me though.

I REALLY WANT TO SEE THIS MOVIE

The Beaver Trilogy. They talk about it on that this american life episode (which clearly I am still listening too). Sean Penn, Crispin Glover, and some random singing Olivia Newton John in a wig. It just seems like a good movie.

Riri looks rereally good/Her boobs look naked

WATCH HER DAYTIME TALK SHOW.

Danity KANE Jingles their dijboutis

At Jingle Ball in CaliforN-I-A. This is rude, but I think Aubrey used to be 'rexers and now she seems to have her body back which is nice. I guess that wasn't rude (but it was going to be).

What Race are these grrls?

CariDEE

Step away from Naima.

How happy are you she is gone from your life forever?

You Listen I Listen

And you understand me.

So I can't really give you a permalink so FOLLOW MY VOICE, into the internet.

go to THIS LINK

Then in the left hand column click on the year 02, then click on the first story "Reruns."

Listen to the very first excerpt. It's a little my life.

Just give me a Cigarette and a Vitamin water and I'm set.

Theskinnywebsite.com

This ad is just an unintentionally funny ad for theskinnywebsite.com. Or is it unintentional YOUDECIDE!

I miss this

Here is my "clever" intro. This was actually take #2 of my intro because I had to redo it.

The first take, I said "Hello my name is Brian and I hold the golden ticket to your heart." Then they had to stop the show and have me redo it because by saying that, I'm letting her know that #4 was the person she gave the ticket to. Did I do that on purpose? Damn right I did! =)

Retardation a Celebration (Part 3 of 3)

and Y do Noblit and Jellyneck play two parts?

Retardation a Celebration (Part 2 of 3)

Her hair is my hair is Hesper's hair.

Retardation a Celebration (Part 1 of 3)

I watch you watch. Stay connected through the TV!

All Day Long I Dream About Sex

JC Chasez shows you what not to sing a song about if you are trying to be edgey and break out of that popband thing. The whiteball background is too justin. The beat is too euro, the video relies too much on sexual inuendos, trains, tunnels you know...

This does surprise me

Seeing that she just divorced Kid, I can see how she needs some comfort. Maybe her and tommy are friends. He is her babies' daddy. But we all also know that type of relationship where you just keep going back because....the sex is so good, right?

I NEED TO SEE THIS VIDEO

Where Jess is singing at the DOLLY PARTON tribute and is singing 9 TO 5 and CRIES, runs off stage and gets no applause! HELLO. PUT IT ON YOUTUBE. PLEASE NOW. Don't tell me no one had a camera phone, blackberry, even a blueberry (wah wah waaaaaaaaaaah).

What is ANTM is missing

Photoshoots like this one Zooey Deschanel did for Dazed and Confused magazine. Here are some of her likes and and gripes:
LIKES: vintage,Daniel Johnston, Freaky Michael Jackson impersonators.
GRIPES: Irony (?!) I guess that means she's not into Alanis either. hmph. I don't think I eve met such a hipster who's not into irony.

But Where is Jay Z?

Or is it more appropriate to ask where his Jigga man is? Maybe it's out of the frame and its about to jigga all over those glossy lips.

The Apocolypse

Regardless of what you may think about Mel Gibson, Native American groups are praising him for his use of indigenous cast in his new movie, “Apacalypto“. The cast includes Native Americans from Yucatan, Mexico City, Oaxaca, Xalapa, and Veracruz as well as the US and Canada. Approval from indigenous people must be important to Mel, as he attended a screening of the movie last Friday at the Chickasaw Nation’s Riverwind Casino.

So I just totally ripped this story off, but I really liked the picture and love that Indians slash that Native Americans love him.

Here's the terrible trailer for Apocolypto. It's kinda worth watching if you haven't already been subjected to it in a movie theater.

SVU

Cage (part 5 of 5)

SVU

Cage (part 4 of 5)

SVU

Cage (part 3 of 5)

Sexual Victims Unit

Cage (part 1 of 5)

You Watch I Watch

Law and Order SVU
Season 8 Episode 8: Cage (part 1 of 5)

Last one I promise

I'm not taking dance classes

for this reason

OMGEEEEEEEE

WATCH THIS!

Just click on the video and listen to the first few seconds of the song playing at HYDE or where ever lindsay and her mom are. ANOTHER SHOUT OUT TO BIG K for the song.