What Disgusting Man in a Terribly Fake/Publicity-Seeking Couple

What a Cute Couple

The Princess and The Pea, Skin and Boner, Bichie, or NICOLE AND BRODY

jk!

Jon Benet's Killer STILL AT LARGE!

Too bad!
I'm going to miss seeing Karr's Knockers everyday.

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I don't know. I can't always handle myself well with Lindsay Bikini pictures. They are usually pretty amazing. Recently there have ones where she's been kinda fat, but these are kinda heaven.

Mom says, "That's terrible. I can't wait"

The next season of Survivor has a new gimmick, race. There are 20 contestants and they are dividing them up into 4 groups, afros, asssssssssss, lattttttt, and white trash. Mom loves survivor and can't wait for this one.

I'm not sure if Survivor can ever make another one of these though...

Duff Stuff

I kinda want to see this movie. I'm a sucker for pre-teen girl movies. I mean Haylie's terrible. And Hilary gets uglier by the moment.

If only Hilary followed Lindsay's path, maybe she'd be hot and out of the teen movie circle.

EW EW EW Dirty Hippies

It's not the '70s anymore. Michelle, you need to not be wearing that bathing suit, and Heath, shave!


Omgee, I'm sounding more and more like a bitchy gay man as I write this blaghh. Hmm...

Just one more thing

Just something to savor.

But really to get the full effect of Nicole, I feel watching The Simple Life 4 is necessary.

I'm out of touch

But I just want this youtube of Somethin shitting on the floor from Flava of Love. I watched it in LG with Jon and it was amazing. Well actually I missed it, so I just youtubed it and sure it 'nough it was readily found. But then I was looking for it TODAY, and alas, it is not there. How terrible that youtube takes shit like that off its cite. I just watched a Charlie Rose (also in LG) in which Charlie interviewed the youtube creators. It was mildly interesting. They said that you can now download videos from your cell phone and that is the WAVE of the future. Charlie was confused.

Oh but it was funny that I had just saw a episode of Flavor of Love before I went to Courtside (a country club type place in LG) and as I passed by this girl tanning, she was like, "Flavor Flav, the black guy on VH1." It was an exciting convo to hear. I kinda wanted to be her mainly because she was hot and clearly talking to her boyfriend on the phone while tanning in LG. I want that life.

Too bad I don't have it. But a 20 hour carride/motorcycle from Reno to Montana will have to suffice. We have lots of diet coke, Roald Dahl Ghost Stories, and I'm keeping my eyes peeled for good billboards.
Here are 3 of my aunts, my mom, an uncle, and someone I don't know. Notice all the wine? I think that when we get to the dude ranch, they all are going to speak with western accents when they get drunk.

And below is my Aunt Sarah her two little kids and the taller one is the cousin I'm driving with, Julia. We have this tape, Real Men Wear Black. It's kinda amazing. We also got a Run DMC tape.
I'm babbling on now and posting boring family photos so I think that I'm going to go...........

Reno "The Biggest Little City in the World"

Best Billboard in Reno:
"Generic Casino Name: The Loosest Slots in Town"

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Best Billboard in Los Angeles:
"Colon Canswer"

Belated Death Present for Patsy

From Cnn.com, "Karr has confessed to some elements of the crime and is under investigation for an unrelated sex crime, the sources told CNN."

And below this picture isn't really funny.
This one is way hotter...

Yay (unfold the meanings)

I can't even contain my glee with this picture. How hot is lindsay in the top right??!?!?!?!?!?!
I love her and her mom. I love lindsay; I can't help it!!!!!

Bai Lingo Was Her Name Oh

Don't Mix My Worlds

Don't Try so Hard

There's no need for such ridiculous radio commercials that proclaim the movie Step Up to be the voice for this generation. I'm going to see it no matter what. Even if it's bad, I'm there.

Channing Tatum is hot. The story is bulletproof/extremely difficult to mess up. He was good in She's the Man, even though Amanda Bynes was way better (yeah, I know, that's kinda embarassing that I think that).

Anyway, everyone should see it.

Music is the Soundtrack to My LIFE

OK, so I've been dowloading. Instead of Limewire, I've been using Blubster.

But anyway.
I finally dowloaded Vans.
I really like the song; I don't give a fuck about whether or not it's promotional or has an agenda. My favorite part is when it stops and says Yael. It reminds me of Tenafly. Wait no, my FAVORITE parts are when they refer to white vans as coke. I guess that reminds me of home too.

Pull Over

That ass is too fat. woot woot.

Why can I only listen to Trina recently?
Pull over is my new favorite song. Also, I'm into Shut Up.
And to slow it down I can certainly get into Here We Go only if I forget how ugly Kelly Rowland's butt face is.

Speaking of hippity hop bitches, lets take a second to reflect on Danity Kane.
First, I would like it to be clear that I'm not not comparing them to Trina. But I just saw the making of their video, Show Stopper ft. Young Joc. It's a decent video and song. It could use a little more variety, and they shouldn't have saved Young Joc until the end.

I do like the song that they were working on in the show, Sleep on It.
But I think I'm talking them up a little. Google only has 3 images for Danity Kane. I mean they have gotten some blogarrhea, but those fags are racist and only talk about Aubrey and Aundrea. I guess Aundrea is something or other, but they totally ignore D. Woods and Dawn.

NOW, some girls you reallly should listen to and watch.

My Fan Base is GROWING

Is Tobacco Really a Gateway Drug?

Well, whether it actually is or not, I'm still quitting smoking.

I miss this

It makes me feel a little better about myself. And its not like any fat celebrity makes me feel good. Like Janet Jackson and her Xtra 60 lbs didn't comfort me at all.

I guess this makes me feel a little better
But, she was never that hot in the first place. I just miss Xtina and her dirrty self.

Stars are just like US!

When they fart, they make weird faces too!

At least I'm not

HER !!!!!

but I think that might only be because I don't know how to put my singalongs onto youtube.

So I guess she's smarter than me.............or maybe her boyfriend is.
So she's smarter than me and has a boyfriend and looks more like Lindsay Lohan.

That makes me feel like again...

DYKE and DYKIER

If you're sexy and you know it

Click this link

Justin KNOWS Benji can dance.

RIP

To my dearest Jenny:
At least you can play with Mona up there.
Please gain a lb or two while you're up there.
Skinny is the new 47.

My first fan....

First come the gays; then come the girls.

Pharrell Tussaud

Powder that T zone!

I think this is me

and for a close up....

4 MORE TOURS

Do you understand how happy that makes me? I really want to like die. There was this girl from Princeton on the tour today asking me lots of questions, and she was wearing pearls. I was just about to vomit on myself. I hate people who get dressed up to look at a f-ing college. I also hate trying to explain partying at Pomona. I hate I hate I hate


But what made my day I a little brighter is a picture from perez. It's a nip slip, but I think the best part is just her cracked out look.

If Lindsay's not annoying enough

Dylan and Cole Sprouse

Dylan and Cody allow us to revive the game:

Which Sitcom Twin's Fatter Than The Other?

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I think the answer in this case is pretty obvious.

and in this case
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A more interesting debate is Tia and Tamara...

I have strong opinions.

TV Shows are the Soundtrack of my life

If you can believe it, today I watched every episode of Everybody Hates Chris that has been made. Shockingly enough, it turned out not to be a show that required its audience's undivided attentions. For most of the episodes I just did research. Chris' mother, Rochelle, is a blast from the black sitcom past, but other than that its a pretty forgettable show.


Speaking of Martin, I would like to draw attention to a good black sitcom, My Wife and Kids. Its worthy of attention because it was on ABC (not UPN or even NBC) for 4 long years before it was cancelled. It must have been that Waynes brothers magic that pulled it through. That same magic that somehow got the money to produce the movie, Little Man. I wonder if it's any good?


To get back to the subject of Everybody Hates Chris, watching it reminded me of Chris Rock's standout episode of the MTV show, Diary. He pretends to kick people when they are not looking and steals CDs (this was in a more innocent time before all reality shows were scripted). He also runs into Rahzel. The best part is when he says, "He's a blind rapper. He's a BLAPPER." I guess its not that funny written out or funny at all unless Chris Rock says it in his angry black man voice topped by his shitface Bamboozled grin.


The title of this post refers to a line from Chris' Diary episode. He's listening and singing along to Boy George in his car and says, music is the soundtrack of my life (which is then beaten into the viewer's head with MTV's dated graphics and echo voice over). Since I deleted all of my music in a moment of retarded fury, I have come to view TV shows as the soundtrack of my life with similar Chris Rockian sentiments.


One thing did shock me during my binge viewing/listening of Everybody Hates Chris. I learned that on UPN (ACHTUNG: I aM aBoUT To SaY tHe N wOrD) the word, "nigger," can be said by White people (notice the choice capitalizations;), and a red-head at ThAt.


In other news, Tim Gunn was on Conan 2nite. He's a very lithe man. Here's an extended youtube of Keith's exit interview. He's a faker.


Oh and the new SlAnG for Pomona is CU-KOON. It's my own special cukoon. Spread the good word.

Vote for Sarah because she has nice Hair-ah.

Not even close to gone

Claremont, Claremont, Claremont. It suxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx balllllllllllll.

Today I slept in for my 9:00 tour again and had to give a tour where my hair was all crazy. And this guy was video taping me. It was a treat.

I watched a Queer I for the straight guy yesterday that was for a FTM!!!!! They were all trying to be aware of the issue and they watched the guy give himself testosterone injections. Thom was like, "Ew no I could never do that, I'd just stay a woman."